The Enhanced Video games—the Olympics on Literal Steroids—Will Take Place in Vegas Subsequent Yr

The Enhanced Video games, a weird, steroid-fueled Olympics knock-off that’s being funded by rich MAGA varieties, is formally taking place. The unconventional sports activities competition—which, as its title proudly suggests, will permit contestants to make use of performance-enhancing medication—will happen in 2026 in Las Vegas over Memorial Day weekend, organizers introduced on Wednesday.

The inaugural competition (which, relying on whether or not this one leads to some form of authorized motion, may additionally be the final) will contain competitions in swimming, weight lifting, and monitor and subject, organizers introduced. To this point, a small variety of former Olympic swimmers have introduced their intentions to take part. Apart from that, it’s unclear precisely who can be competing within the match. The group’s web site at the moment features a submission portal the place athletes can apply to compete.

Enhanced Video games describes itself as “the final word demonstration of what the human physique is able to,” although a extra correct description would most likely be the “final demonstration of what the human physique is able to whenever you shoot it full of medicine.” Enhanced claims that its overtly drug-fueled method will really be safer than conventional sporting festivals as a result of, whereas doping typically takes place in conventional sporting competitions, it happens secretly, maybe rising its danger. Enhanced’s method will permit the doping course of to happen transparently, underneath the watchful eye of well being professionals, making it safer, organizers purpose.

“We purpose to ship the most secure sporting occasion in historical past by setting a brand new business gold commonplace for athlete well being assessments,” the competition’s web site claims. “To be able to assess well being dangers, and provides athletes an knowledgeable image of their well being, we’re introducing a mandated state-of-the-art pre-competition full-system medical profiling, which is able to assist monitor cardiac dangers, amongst different key well being markers.” Detailed details about what that profiling and monitoring will seem like hasn’t been launched by the group but.

One other approach during which Enhanced differs from competitions just like the Olympics is the diploma to which it plans to compensate contestants. Whereas the Olympics typically solely compensate the winners of sure competitions (within the U.S., medalists typically only get somewhere between $15k and $25k), Enhanced’s web site claims that each one “athletes competing within the Enhanced Video games can be paid, with those that set new enhanced world data eligible for million-dollar prizes.” The positioning provides that “the primary athletes to set new world data for the 100m Dash and the 50m Freestyle will obtain a million {dollars} (USD $1,000,000).” On condition that it is a competitors organized by mega-capitalists, this tracks.

Enhanced is basically being funded by 1789 Capital, a enterprise capital agency that was based by Donald Trump Jr., in addition to MAGA banking magnate Omeed Malick and tech accelerationist Chris Buskirk. Nevertheless, unique funding for Enhanced Video games was offered by a variety of rich donors, together with tech magnate Peter Thiel and his acolyte former Andreessen Horowitz basic accomplice and “Community State” prophet Balaji Srinivasan. Christian Angermayer, one other enterprise capitalist, can be a pivotal funder.

“The Enhanced Video games are difficult conventional sports activities paradigms by embracing science, innovation, and equity, to create the Third Olympiad – a brand new period of athletic excellence,” a current press release from the 1789 Capital claims. “This landmark funding injection underscores the momentum and international perception within the Enhanced Video games’ imaginative and prescient.”

Aron D’Souza, the president and founding father of Enhanced, additionally not too long ago criticized the Olympics, claiming they had been “a illustration of the previous” and had been “rooted in historic Greece.” He added: “They have this amateurish, pure ethos that’s run by a bunch of European aristocrats. The Enhanced Video games are very totally different. They’re run by capitalists, who consider sooner or later, consider in science and know-how.”